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I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.

He’s busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin’ contest.

He looked like Death sucking a sponge.

Narrow between the eyes.

Uglier than a mud fence

Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

Meaner than a stripe-ed snake

You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil

Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track

He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.

She'll be late to her own funeral.

Well I’ll be John Brown.

It's come a cloud.

Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.

Living high on the hog

like trying to herd cats

I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

Grace the table.