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He won’t hit a lick at a snake.

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He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.

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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

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I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

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He looks like he got beat with a ugly stick.

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He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

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Busted two sets of knee caps

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We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

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Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church

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Happy as a hog in slop.

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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Forty eleven

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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Like a buzzard roosted in it

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It's as cold as all git out!

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Messed up as a soup sandwich

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Don't get your knickers in a knot.

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We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.

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Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.

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He’s so skinny… looks like he swapped legs with a wasp and got cheated out of the stinger!

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You’re barking up the wrong tree.

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