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Author: Country expression Page 4
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be who you are
Other expressions
Pretentions
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Less chance than a snowball in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
LIttle chance
Other expressions
I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
when you get a sudden chill
You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Have no axe to grind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have no gripe
No strong opinion
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Ain't I God's own fool?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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