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It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

Well, that just frosts my ankles!

I don’t pay him no nevermind.

You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

She’s so poor she ain’t got two nickels to rub together.

Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

I'd rather pay his board than board him.

It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave

You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.

Have no axe to grind

It’s raining cats and dogs.

Ain't I God's own fool?

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

She’s possum ugly.