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Author: Country expression Page 4
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Righter en rain?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feeling good
Other expressions
If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
“Mash” the gas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To ‘step on’ or ‘press’ the gas peddle
A near man with a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a peach-orchard bull
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Content
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
Can't get blood from a turnip.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Busier than a cross eyed cranberry picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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