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Author: Proverb
A bird in the hand is usually dead.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Birds
All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
Sex
Breeds
Contempt
Familiarity
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
Children
Money
Proverbs
Sex
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Proverb
Emotions
Love
Proverbs
Absence
Some of the most well-trodden roads lead nowhere.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
Roads
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
If you're in a hole, stop digging.
Proverb
Problems
Situations
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Proverb
Conflict
Proverbs
Violence
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
Intelligence
Memory
Proverbs
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Proverb
Characteristics
Proverbs
Enemies
Tact
God is good, but never dance in a small boat.
Proverb
Dance
God
Proverbs
Things
Boat
Where there’s smoke, there’s… pollution.
Proverb
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Pollution
Smoke
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Proverb
Family
Proverbs
Relationships
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Will
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Kitchen
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Depth
Water
A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
Proverb
Characteristics
People
Women
Strength
Tea
Temper
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Proverb
Activities
Autos
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Problems
Proverbs
Travel
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