Author: The Rudy Schwartz Project

Another Surge of Pacific Moisture

Perfect Egg Salad Every Time

Django’s Waffle Apparatus

The Bacon for Tomorrow’s Breakfast

Günther Packs a Stiffy

The Dallas Cowboys, Jesus and Me

Yodelin’ Satan

Creation Science Polka

Invasion of the Chrome Fish People

Ernest Borgnine Memorial Birthday Party

Strip Naked You Sweet Maggot

An Orange Is Nothing But a Juicy Pumpkin

Enhanced Florence Henderson

Nasty Onion Juice Boy

Russian Roulette with a Condom

Hey Darling, Can I Buy You a Taco?