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Fat Ho Nursing Home
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Name of nursing home in Taiwan
Method of Telling Love is Various
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Sexchange Hotel
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In Australia
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Signs
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Over a German salad bar
Spleen omelet, fisherman's crap soup, calf pluck, bowels
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On a Greek menu
Soon Go Fatt
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Name of Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur
Wrong Design
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Large sign on a building in Hong Kong
Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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In a Japanese hotel
Look after and keepnig properties of implement in the room is: Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow, etc.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Intestines of crab.
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Description of a Dim sum plate on a menu in China
Yu kee Food House
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Signs
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
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Signs
Sports
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On a basketball video game in Japan
Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
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Printed on a shopping bag in Japan
Bite the wax tadpole.
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“Coca-Cola" as originally translated into Chinese
Resist Bacteria Hotel
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No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight – Healthy For Bady Yours One Choicel
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On a manually operated squeeze flashlight in China
As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.
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Polish Tourist Brochure
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