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Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
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At a Japanese restaurant
Strawberry crap.
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From a menu in Japan
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
Polio
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A Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
French Elegance & German Quality – If you are tired of different services always sending different, unexpirance people without konwlage of basic English, call us at…
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Look after and keepnig properties of implement in the room is: Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow, etc.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
The free toilet paper – please treasure the use.
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On toilet paper dispenser in China
Experience is needed but not required.
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Philippine classified ad
Slow Men at Work
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Sign in the Philippines
Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!
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Instructions on a puzzle toy in Taiwan
Parasite Pals. – Here is the girl with small friends of life present for always. Some irritation she finds with them, but much fun and love is to be shared! – Dig Dig Head Louse is a bossy friend. He is always working with building things. He lives on Holly's head and gives much itching.
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From a toy package found in Chinatown in San Francisco
Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
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In a Chinese restaurant
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
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In a Hong Kong supermarket
Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Don’t Waste Wastes
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