Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, proverbs, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Author: Translation Page 3
Break on the Desk Herb Lemon Tea
Translation
Translations
Drink package in Japan
Fook Yew
Translation
Translations
Store name in Viet Nam
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Translation
Translations
In a Tokyo bar
Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.
Translation
Translations
From a menu in India
Cat Wetty
Translation
Translations
A brand of Japanese moistened hand towels
Fook Kit Transportation Co.
Translation
Translations
In Viet Nam
Ejaculate Gang
Translation
Translations
?
On a sign in China
I love Dalmatian – only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing I must go to you stay a place
Translation
Translations
?
On a ‘Dalmatian-spotted’ a gift bag in Japan
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
Translation
Signs
Translations
A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
Translation
Translations
From a Russian chess book
Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
Translation
Translations
Near a church in the Philippines
95% LYCRA BUMBAC – 5% LYCRA – Hand wash – Do Not Bieach – Do NOt Waning – Low/ron – Do Not Tvmbie Dry
Translation
Translations
On a clothing label
Intercourse Communication
Translation
Translations
English textbook in China
MAMA Put Myguns the Ground Shoot Them It More
Translation
Translations
?
On a t-shirt in Japan
Helloween Party
Translation
Translations
Packaging found in Japan
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
Translation
Translations
On a t-shirt in Japan
If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.
Translation
Translations
In China
To cross street push button at night.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At an intersection
Sweet Poo Soft
Translation
Translations
From a dessert menu in Japan
We have Engrish Menu
Translation
Signs
At a Japanese restaurant
Checkout – 10 Noon
Translation
Translations
In Vietnam
Page 3 of 24
« Previous
1
2
3
4
5
Next »
Last »