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No smoothen the lion
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A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.
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On a French restaurant menu
Zit
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A Greek soft drink
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Having Fun Prohibited
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Sign in China
Please Do Not Feed the Fishes With Your Private
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Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
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Sign in China
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Super Lusty
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Chinese battery brand
Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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A store sign
J. Quick & Hard. Co.
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Company name
Cooking Mother Kit
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A Wii children’s game
Yu kee Food House
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Over a German salad bar
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
French fried ships
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In a Cairo restaurant
Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.
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From a menu in India
Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.
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From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee
We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
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In a Japanese restaurant
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
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