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In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
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Signs
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Slow Men at Work
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Sign in the Philippines
Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
To be or Not to be… that is a guestion
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In a Japanese comic book
Please to bathe inside the tub.
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In a Japanese hotel room
NOKIA – connocting poopie [sic]
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Communication
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iPoo
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On boxes of iPod ripoffs in China
Polio
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A Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Hello! I am here, Please
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At a tourist spot in China
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
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Signs
A caution sign in Japan
Fried friendship
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In a Nepalese restaurant
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
The delidious teste [sic] fit you well try enjoy the delicious taste Selected material hight-quality food
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The parsley explodes muscle
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On a menu in China
PLEASE WASTE
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Over a trash can in Japan
Peppers Love Small Cock
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On a menu in China
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
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Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket
It Bordello
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A hotel in Malta
French Creeps
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In a Los Angeles restaurant
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