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Outside a Mexico City disco
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
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In a Bangkok temple
Open space mountain bacterium crow chick soup
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Found in China
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.
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Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant
Wood beard meat
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On a Chinese menu
Hotel Krak
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Hotel in Poland
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In the office of a Roman doctor
Petal Attraction
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On a Philippine floral shop
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
USB 4 Port Hug
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Japanese computer “Hub”
If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
STOP! Drive Sideways.
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A detour sign in Japan
Burning politely, one by one, these cakes send deliciousness to you.
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On a pack of Japanese rice tea cakes
Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
Erection in Progress
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At a construction site in China
Sweet Poo Soft
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From a dessert menu in Japan
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]
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In a Tokyo Hotel
MAMA Put Myguns the Ground Shoot Them It More
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On a t-shirt in Japan
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