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The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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“Facial and Body Remover”
Super Lusty
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Chinese battery brand
Method of Telling Love is Various
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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On a hotel menu in Japan
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
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In an Italian hotel brochure
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
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On an Athens restaurant menu
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Nudist WearHouse
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Clothing store in Tokyo
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
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From a menu
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Having Fun Prohibited
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Sign in China
Pedestrian under construction
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A construction sign
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
You'll enjoy one of the biggets emotions of this life. And the facilities Camp. Guides as natives, all experts, will bring you trough troubles waters, just where a few have made it. Be you one of them. Meals in open fire never taste so goo.
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From a Venezuelan travel brochure
Foreign Guests are Requested Not to Pull Cock in Tub
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A water valve
In Japanese public bath
French Creeps
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In a Los Angeles restaurant
NOKIA – connocting poopie
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In China
Please do not bring solicitors into your room
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At a hotel in Thailand
The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
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