Author: Unknown

Have Some Madeira, M’Dear

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You buttered your bread; now you'll have to sleep in it.

Mixed metaphors

Cow Cow Blues

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He’s going to look them over with a 10-foot pole.

Mixed metaphors

We're still getting our feet wet on getting rolling here.

Mixed metaphors

…a seething volcano, nine tenths submerged in the melting pot which one day will explode beneath our feet like a boomerang to engulf us all in a whirlwind of dragon's teeth. It will be too late to close the stable-door.

Mixed metaphors

If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

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I don’t think they want to bite off that bullet.

Mixed metaphors

I make it my goal to shake every hand that walks in the door.

Mixed metaphors

I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

Colemanballs

That's the nail that broke the coffin's back.

Mixed metaphors

I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving

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Put that in your hat and smoke it.

Mixed metaphors

Fellow Fags

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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage

Heart, We Did All We Could

Miscellaneous

I'm Sorry the Bridge Is Out, You'll Have to Spend the Night

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I Can’t Forget Old What’s Her Name

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Since You Bought the Waterbed We’ve Slowly Drifted Apart

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Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs

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Full Drawers, Empty Arms

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