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Author: Various artists
If You Don’t Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Brian Burns
She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by D Gilmore & M Newbury
Too Fat Polka
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by Arthur Richardson / R.A. Maclean / Ross MacLean
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Almost Like You’re Here
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by by Biff Manard & Kip Addotta
The Pint Of No Return
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Aubrey Mayhew
My Sweet Tooth Says I Wanna (But My Wisdom Tooth Says No)
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Joe Young/Sam H. Stept & Sidney Clare
Jack Daniels, You Lied to Me Again
Various artists
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Written by Bruce Innes
Baby, Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Various artists
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Written by Jeff Daniels
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
Various artists
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Written by G. Carrol
Heaven’s Just A Sin Away
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Written by Jerry Gillespie
Train Wreck Of Emotion
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Allen Kohnhurst & Jon Vezner
Would You Like Fries With That?
Various artists
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Written by Dave Metzger
Are You Drinkin’ with Me, Jesus?
Various artists
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Written by Peter & Louise Berryman
She Broken My Heart, So I Broke His Jaw
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by Dan Simons & Jason Maffucci
Happy Hour (Is the Saddest Time of the Day)
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Written by Mike Neun
You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
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My Dead Dog Rover
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Written by Hank Stu Dave & Hank
I’m Just An Old Chunk Of Coal (But I’m Gonna Be A Diamond Someday)
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Song Titles
Written by Billy Joe Shaver
Big Mouth Strikes Again
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Song Titles
Written by D. Kelly
Plastic Jesus
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by Ed Rush & George Cromarty
Her Only Bad Habit Is Me
Various artists
Song Titles
Written by Don Cook & Harlan Howard
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