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Author: A Murphy's Military Law Page 2
The weight of all of your equipment is proportional to the cube of the time you have been carrying it.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Smart bombs have bad days too.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Solutions
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Ammunition
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Intelligence
Military
If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Artillery
The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions:
1. When you’re ready for them. 2. When you’re not ready for them.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Enemies
The one item you need is always in short supply.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Don’t ever be the first, don’t ever be the last and don’t ever volunteer to do anything.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Volunteering
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
The easy way is always mined.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Mines
The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
No one ever carries too much ammo.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Injuries
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Government
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Swords
If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
War
Mines
No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
Murphy’s Laws
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