Author: A Murphy's Military Law Page 2

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The weight of all of your equipment is proportional to the cube of the time you have been carrying it.

Military

The easy way is always mined.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Anything you can do can get you killed – including doing nothing.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you are forward of your position, the artillery will fall short.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Incoming fire has the right-of-way.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

Military

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No plan survives first contact intact.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

Characteristics Military Murphy’s Laws

If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.

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Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be long

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Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains

Food/Drink Military Murphy’s Laws