Author: A Murphy's Military Law Page 3

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains

Food/Drink Military Murphy’s Laws

Anything you can do can get you killed – including doing nothing.

Military Murphy’s Laws

All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets… printed at different scales.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

Military

There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

Military

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

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Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together; things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

Murphy’s Laws

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

Military

The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little while longer.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

Characteristics Military Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss; whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Military

If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share to take.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Arms Intelligence Military

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws