Author: A Murphy's Military Law Page 4

If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

Military Murphy’s Laws Problems

Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep

Military

The Cavalry doesn’t always come to the rescue.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

Military Murphy’s Laws

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

Communication Military

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss; whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Military

No plan survives first contact intact.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The one item you need is always in short supply.

Military

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

Arms Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws War

No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Surprise is an event that takes place only in the mind of a commander.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right.

Murphy’s Laws

There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

Military

Smart bombs have bad days too.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

Military