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If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

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The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

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It will always break just when you need it the most.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

No matter how hard you try, every once in a while, something is going right.

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Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.

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Whatever you want, you can’t have, what you can have, you don’t want.

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If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

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When you drop coins, the pennies will fall nearby, while all the others will roll out of sight.

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If you are attempting the impossible, you will fail

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Mother nature is a bitch.

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A dropped power tool will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground (if outdoors) or the carpet (if indoors) – unless it is running, in which case it will fall on something it can damage (like your foot).

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Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.

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Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

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If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver’s side of your car windshield.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) – or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

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The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

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If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier machine.

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A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

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