Author: Anonymous Murphy’s Law

If you are attempting the impossible, you will fail

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whatever you want, you can’t have, what you can have, you don’t want.

Murphy’s Laws

If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.

Murphy’s Laws

A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) – or into the garbage disposal while it is running.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems

If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver’s side of your car windshield.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

It will always break just when you need it the most.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Chaos always wins, because it’s better organized.

Murphy’s Laws

If you use a pole saw to saw a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the limb will fall in such a way as to bend the ladder before it knocks you to the ground.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

If something is confidential, it will be left in the copier machine.

Murphy’s Laws

If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

No matter how hard you try, every once in a while, something is going right.

Murphy’s Laws

A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).

Accidents Murphy’s Laws

The mud that won’t come off on the doormat immediately adheres to the carpet.

Murphy’s Laws

Mother nature is a bitch.

Murphy’s Laws

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

There is always a way… and it usually doesn’t work.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

The more an item costs, the farther you have to send it for repairs.

Money Murphy’s Laws

The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.

Murphy’s Laws Work

When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws