Author: Alfred E. Neuman Page 5

Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.

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Any dentist who says “This won’t hurt a bit” is lying through your teeth.

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The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!

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