Author: Alfred E. Neuman Page 5

The suburbs are where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them!

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Starting a war in the name of peace is like poking a hole in a balloon to get more air into it.

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If you lend someone an ear, don’t expect to be repaid with interest.

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