Author: Archie Bunker

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Like a bull into a china closet.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness; it’ll warf your personality.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Sit right down there, seniorora.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She takes everything I say out of contest.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… my last will and tentacle…

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Early in the morning when the crows cock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Niloleum

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

In the lap of the cards.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular inserruption.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As our President said in his renegurial address.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… expensive care

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is a Jewish cake – they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I don’t think he’s gonna come Edith. He just ain’t got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)