Author: Archie Bunker

The whole conjugation was asleep.

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Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

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You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other fomometer.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

One of those digitalis clocks.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Even Robinson Crusoe had company on Friday.

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I gotta lose weight, Edith… I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

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Patience is a virgin.

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Oblituaries

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I didn’t ask her for nothin.’ It was her that reduced me.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

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It’s evaporooted a little bit there.

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Commenstrual with my experience.

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When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Your face is a household word.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

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