Author: Archie Bunker

Groinocologist

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

[telling the story of Samson] He took a jawbone from the grass and slew the Palistine army.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Clint Westwood

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Commenstrual with my experience.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Smells like some kind if saniquarium.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re germinatin’ all over me!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Hippocritical oath.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’d go through the house like Typhoon Mary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We're just sweeping dirty dishes under the rug.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

… ifso fatso

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Something bad has befelt the family.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

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