Author: Archie Bunker

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

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You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key.

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As our President said in his renegurial address.

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Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

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Making suppository remarks about our country.

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There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos.

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Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

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Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof!

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You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

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What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

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Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer

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I’m 50 years of old.

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When the whole neighborhood turns into a smelting pot.

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House of ill refute.

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… expensive care

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Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness; it’ll warf your personality.

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Take a cruise down to the Virgin’s Island.

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You want people to think you live in a pig's eye?

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Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

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I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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