Author: Archie Bunker

Present company suspected

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Wouldn’t let ’em get in a word wedgewise.

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This is only a little mispensation.

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Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

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… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

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Absolutely free, or greatis.

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So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house.

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Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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Didn’t he take the exercise tax off cars?

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Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular inserruption.

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We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

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Stamped inedibly on my heart.

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Everything is just peaches and beans.

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Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

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Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

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All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

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I could get blackbusted.

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Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

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Early in the morning when the crows cock.

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You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

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When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

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