Author: Archie Bunker Page 2

The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

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Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular inserruption.

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He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

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George Meaney, head of the UFO-CIA.

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Position is nine-tenths of the law.

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Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

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In a pig’s dye.

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… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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Stamped inedibly on my heart.

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A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

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Horse ovaries

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We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

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It’s irrevelant.

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The word is psalm – S-O-M.

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A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

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International Spade The Cat Week

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Welfare incipients

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All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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All kids are trouble, Edith; and I don’t wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

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It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

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I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

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