Author: Archie Bunker Page 2

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

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Malaprops

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

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Misspokements

Here’s a last bequest: I don’t want that guy sayin’ my last urology.

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Malaprops

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.

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Malaprops

When a boy’s coming into poobertyhood.

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Malaprops

She’s loaded with this, waddya call, women’s intermission.

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Malaprops

To my dear daughter Gloria Bunker … I leave my living room chair as a central piece in her someday living room.

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Malaprops

It’s a temporarial blowout here; all the houses on the block are dark.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It’s evaporooted a little bit there.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus.

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Crime Misspokements

… geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things.

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Malaprops Sex

That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Ye is the plurable of you.

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Malaprops

Fillit mig-non

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Eating Food/Drink Malaprops

Hidin’ out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera.

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Malaprops

She takes everything I say out of contest.

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Communication Malaprops

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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Malaprops

Commenstrual with my experience.

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Malaprops

Welfare incipients

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Executioner of a will.

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Malaprops

The Holy Father’s newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on.

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Misspokements