Author: Archie Bunker Page 3

He’s breaking his grandpa’s sacrolificat.

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You sit there like you’re in a comma.

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Here’s a last bequest: I don’t want that guy sayin’ my last urology.

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Go to the gyropractor and get fixed?

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You’re germinatin’ all over me!

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Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we’ve got television.

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Funerereal

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It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

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Whoever sent ‘em wants to remain unanimous.

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Utrilities

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Horse ovaries

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Arrivaducci, von boyage.

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You ain’t got no qualifidations.

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Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

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Stick it all right into that bank suppository.

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Spanish Imposition.

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They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

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Koozeeny

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That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic.

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Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

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