Author: Archie Bunker Page 3

Didn’t he take the exercise tax off cars?

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Malaprops

It’s only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

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Malaprops Marriage

… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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Malaprops

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that.

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Malaprops

The privatesies of the bedroom.

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Misspokements

A Polack art exhibit!

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Malaprops

Sayin’ grace – it’s just thankin’ Mother Nature, whose first name just happens to be Grace.

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Mixed metaphors

I'm a man. Men have got another thing… they got waddya call, a carnival instinctuals.

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Malaprops Sex

You’re so nayve!

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Malaprops

The two of you was intricate together.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

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Food/Drink Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Uh, no intense offended there.

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Malaprops

That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

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Communication Malaprops Speech

The whole conjugation was asleep.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Malaprops Time

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

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Malaprops

Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

My hunka flywood is ripped off!

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Malaprops