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It ain’t exactly the Pope Diamond.

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A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions.

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New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

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I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac.

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Rip Van Heussen

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I gotta lose weight, Edith… I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese.

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Sit right down there, seniorora.

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I wasn’t referencin’ to myself.

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Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her.

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Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

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Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

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I could get blackbusted.

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Corona-rary bypass.

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a menstrual show

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Busted tribia

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You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

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Who do you think I bunk into?

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What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

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The word is psalm – S-O-M.

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I think the family was from Hungaria.

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You want people to think you live in a pig’s eye?

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