Author: Archie Bunker Page 5

This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head.

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If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

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Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

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Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth?

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The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

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Off-the-docks Jews.

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The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

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Ye is the plurable of you.

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That's the thing that broke the straw.

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Voosa Versa

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Sayin’ grace – it’s just thankin’ Mother Nature, whose first name just happens to be Grace.

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She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke.

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On a full stomach I probably detergorate.

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My doctor tells me I got a communications disease.

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Can’t you be indelicate for once?

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My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms.

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The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

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I just want to take the opportunity to express my waddya call, gratitude and depreciation.

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I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend.

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Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned…

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