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If brains was lard, Jethro couldn't grease a pan.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies” Brains

Madder than a barefoot centipede on a hot rock.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Anger TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies”

Like trying to poke a cat out from under a porch with a wet rope.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies”

Elly has more curves than a goat-path.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies”

You're makin more racket than an empty wagon on a froze-over road.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies” Noise

Many a man's lost his best friend by marrying her.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Marriage TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies”

There's more than one way to skin a cat, but there ain't no way to make the cat enjoy it.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies” Skin a cat

Harder than braiding a mule's tail during fly season.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies” Difficulties

If you're too busy to go fishin', you're too busy.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Activities TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies” Busy Fishing