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Author: Casey Stengel Page 3
They say Yogi Berra is funny; well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires… what's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Beliefs
Opinion
Luck
Yogi Berra
We've got to learn to stay out of triple plays.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
1962 New York Mets
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Alcohol
Baseball
Food/Drink
Sports
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Life
Old
When a fielder gets the pitcher in trouble, the pitcher has to pitch himself out of the slump he isn’t in.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Slumps
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Catchers
Passed balls
He'd fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
People
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Yogi Berra
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
After being asked by a player if he had ever played baseball
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Friends
Misspokements
People
Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Home runs
Managing
He (Lyndon Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Poverty
Sports
Mets
President Lyndon Johnson
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