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Author: Casey Stengel Page 3
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Friends
Misspokements
People
Most people my age are dead at the present time.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Age
Death
Life
Misspokements
Old
People
Time
I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Pitching
Spitballs
Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Home runs
Managing
Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
On demoting a player
Stengel: Well, I have given that thought a lot of thinking lately and last night… well – I finally made up my mind.Reporter: Which way?Stengel: I made up my mind both ways.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements
Decisions
My health is good enough about the shoulders.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Health
Intelligence
Look at him (Bobby Richardson) – he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t chew, he doesn’t stay out late, and he still can’t hit .250.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Characteristics
Sports
Good
Hitting
We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren’t drinkin’ aren’t hittin’.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Alcohol
Baseball
Food/Drink
Sports
He'd fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
People
Situations
Yogi Berra
Even my players aren't players.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
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