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Author: Charley Weaver Page 3
Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?Charley Weaver: His feet.
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: You are a senior citizen and during the night while you are asleep, your heart beats 50 times per minute. Is there something wrong with you?Charley Weaver: Well, let's put it this way. Could you ask me Friday's questions today?
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Charles, how many balls would you expect to find on a billiard table?Charley Weaver: How many guys are playing?
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: Tommy Smothers and President George Washington share a common outstanding physical trait that's very noticeable and unique. What is it?Charley Weaver: They both have wooden teeth.
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: What do most dentists say you should do with your dentures when you go to bed?Charlie Weaver: Out at the home, we throw them into the center of the room and have a swap party.
Charley Weaver
Cliff Arquette (1905 – 1974) American actor & comedian
Hollywood Squares
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