Author: Christina Ricci

Amanda: Why are you dressed like that? … Like you’re going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Wednesday: Wait.

(1980 – ) American actress

Wednesday: Pass the salt.
Morticia: And what do we say?
Wednesday: NOW!

(1980 – ) American actress

Amanda: Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Wednesday: Wait.

(1980 – ) American actress

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Ellen: Boys?

Wednesday: Homicide.

(1980 – ) American actress

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.

(1980 – ) American actress

Pugsley: We're not shy!

Wednesday: We're contagious.

(1980 – ) American actress

Girl Scout: I'll tell you what – I'll buy a cup [of lemonade] if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

(1980 – ) American actress

[about to bury two people] Pugsley: Are they dead?

Wednesday: Does it matter?

(1980 – ) American actress