Author: Devin Faraci

Perhaps the only use this film has is to give philosophers who sit through it some way of experiencing what eternity truly means.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

If Airplane! was Mad Magazine at its absolute best, a real genius work of insanity, Scary Movie 5 is an issue you don’t bother trying to get back after the teacher confiscates it.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

Year One is so dedicated to being historically accurate that it only uses jokes that are at least two thousand years old.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

The most surprising thing about “New Moon,” the second film in the Twilight series, is how much worse it is than the first.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

This movie is the definition of a dud, something that just sits inert on screen.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

There’s a certain irony in having a timeless tale about a man finding his soul being told in the most soulless way possible.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

[An] utterly incompetent, painfully unfunny, ploddingly dull waste of time, money and life.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

If you’re a Stooges fan, go see the movie. If you like crude, silly slapstick, go see the movie. If you have a stick up your ass, go see Titanic.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

A totally stupid movie, Star Trek Into Darkness falls apart as it goes, raining debris as it implodes like a building being demolished.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

Here’s the big mystery of Pittsburgh: How did this movie manage to be so completely terrible?

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

Safe House will have you on the edge of your seat – so you can spring out of it the second the credits roll.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 might be the most beautiful and well made bad film in history.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

This film could have been two hours of [Mel] Gibson scanning through microfiche and it wouldn’t have been any more dull.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

I would accuse American Reunion of being misogynistic, but the movie seems to hold all of humanity in contempt, not just women.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

It’s not complicated… this movie sucks.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

In space no one can hear you yawn.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

Jobs ends up being a fairly honest, only mildly bombastic look at the life of a man who was very, very complicated – which is code for ‘a complete a-hole.’

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

If you were to order 42 at the ballpark you’d get a corndog.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

Logic and drama are what get purged here.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

A giant turd of a movie that was made because someone had the rights to a brand name and needed to exercise them in a timely manner.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism

You know those movies that look like they’re going to be really insipid and then completely surprise you? 17 Again isn’t one of those.

film critic
Reviews/Criticism