Author: Don Herold

There's one thing about baldness; it's neat.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist

I’ll never die in my sleep… I don’t sleep that well.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist

Man is the only animal that plays poker.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist

Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist