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Author: Edgar Watson Howe Page 2
A man will do more for his stubbornness than for his religion or his country.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Characteristics
Stubbornness
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Marriage
Advertising
Circuses
One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Money
People
Shopping
Women
Bargains
Farmers only worry during the growing season, but townspeople worry all the time.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Emotions
Farmers
Worries
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Emotions
Fear
Fools
Intelligence
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Beliefs
Men
People
Women
Rights
Wrongs
A poem is no place for an idea.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Communication
Ideas
Intelligence
Reading/Writing
Poetry
Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Characteristics
Communication
Honesty
Speech
Truth
One of the surprising things in this world is the respect a worthless man has for himself.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Characteristics
People
Respect
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Husbands
Marriage
Shopping
Wives
Earning
Spending
A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Men
People
Women
Forgiveness
A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Characteristics
People
Admiration
Modesty
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Marriage
Flirting
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Characteristics
Men
People
Women
Rights
Wrongs
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Children
Family
Babies
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