Author: Franklin Jones

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Sex is a two-way treat.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

One thing in which the sexes are equal is in thinking that they're not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

An antique is something that’s been useless so long it’s still in pretty good condition.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Love doesn't make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Forgive your enemies… if you can’t get back at them any other way.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist













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