Author: Franklin Jones

One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values – and witnesses.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Forgive your enemies… if you can’t get back at them any other way.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it completely.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The only problem with having nothing to do is you can't stop and rest.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Sex is a two-way treat.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The best way to keep a man is in doubt.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist













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