Author: Homer Simpson Page 5

I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

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Miscellaneous Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’d be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.

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Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.

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Trying is the first step towards failure.

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Failure Problems Situations

If the Bible has taught us anything – which it hasn't – it's that girls should stick to girl's sports like hot oil wrestling…

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Girls Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, you can't keep blaming yourself; just blame yourself once, then move on.

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TV/Movie Quotes

We can hike anytime; this is our chance to see cars driving.

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Activities TV/Movie Quotes

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

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Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes Understanding

If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why'd he make them so tasty?

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Animals TV/Movie Quotes

God bless those pagans.

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TV/Movie Quotes

Good things don’t end in ‘eum,’ they end in ‘mania’…or ‘teria’.

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Communication Language TV/Movie Quotes

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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