Author: Homer Simpson Page 5

All these guys with six pack abs, and I'm the only one with a keg.

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I'd love to go to church, Honey, but I've got a lot of work to do around the bed.

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I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

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Beliefs God TV/Movie Quotes

If you really want something in life you have to work for it; now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

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I have a great new motivation technique, it is donuts, and the possibility of more donuts.

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You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England.

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Communication England Language Places

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

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Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

What’s the point of having children if you can’t buy their love?

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Children Emotions Family Love TV/Movie Quotes

Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

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Drugs TV/Movie Quotes

I like my beer cold… my TV loud… and my homosexuals flaming.

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If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!

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