Author: Jack Paar

She must use Novocain lipstick.

(1918 – 2004) radio and television comedian & talk show host
Insults

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

(1918 – 2004) radio and television comedian & talk show host
People

She should get a divorce and settle down.

(1918 – 2004) radio and television comedian & talk show host
Divorce Insults Marriage