Author: Jane Sherwood Ace

Doctor, feel my purse.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

He shot out of here like a bat out of a belfry.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I wasn’t under the impersonation you meant me.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I don’t drink, I’m a totalitarian.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Well, you’ve got to take the bitter with the better.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I’m a member of the weeper sex.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I look like the wrath of grapes.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Home wasn't built in a day.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I’m completely uninhabited.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

He has me sitting on pins and cushions waiting.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Familiarity breeds attempt.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The way things are these days, a girl's gotta play hard to take.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Up at the crank of dawn.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I’m a ragged individualist.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

You could have knocked me down with a fender.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian