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Author: Jeff Foxworthy Page 4
You might be a redneck if…… you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Food/Drink
People
Dom Perignon
Mafia
You might be a redneck if… Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Chewing tobacco
Christmas
You might be a redneck if… you think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Money
People
Rednecks
Stocks
You might be a redneck if… the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Autos
People
Rednecks
Gas pedal
You might be a redneck if… one of your kids was born on a pool table.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Situations
Birth
Pool table
You might be a redneck if… your daughter's Barbie Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Things
Barbie Dream House
Clothesline
You might be a redneck if… your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Divorce
Marriage
People
Rednecks
Relationships
You might be a redneck if… you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Activities
People
Rednecks
Television
VCRs
Wrestling
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Fools
Husbands
Intelligence
Marriage
Wives
When I was in high school, a “drive-by shooting” meant someone had their rear end hanging out a car window!
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Activities
Age
Young
Drive-by shooting
Mooning
You might be a redneck if… you’re banned from the Memphis Zoo because you disturb the monkeys.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Animals
People
Places
Rednecks
Monkeys
Zoo
You might be a redneck if… you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Smokey and the Bandit
You might be a redneck if… you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Marriage
People
Rednecks
Relationships
In-laws
I’ve been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks; the rest of them take after the other side of the family.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
America
Characteristics
Family
Fathers
People
Places
Good
You might be a redneck if… you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Animals
Dogs
People
Trees
You might be a redneck if… you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Things
Wives
Dishwashers
You might be a redneck if… you have the electronic singing fish in more than three rooms in your house.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Things
Singing
You might be a redneck if… you believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Food/Drink
People
Rednecks
Beef jerky
Moon Pies
You might be a redneck if… you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
Things
Outhouses
You might be a redneck if… three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Appearance
Clothing
People
Rednecks
You might be a redneck if… the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.
Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People
Rednecks
FBI
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