Author: Jerry Coleman

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

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All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader and that puts another keg in the Cubs’ coffin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

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Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

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And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.

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There’s someone warming up in the bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

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(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.

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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

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He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

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Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

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(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

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Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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