Author: John Simon

Diana Rigg is built like a brick mausoleum with insufficient flying buttresses.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic

A cross between an aardvark and an albino rat.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic

He looked like a half-melted rubber bulldog.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic

The worst and most homeliest thing to hit the screens since Liza Minelli.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic