Author: Marilyn Monroe

When they said Canada, I thought it was up in the mountains somewhere.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Canada Misspokements Places

Sugar: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.
Joe: Where did he conduct?
Sugar: On the Baltimore and Ohio.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Things Time

Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Husbands Marriage Wives

Chanel No. 5

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Appearance Clothing

Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Intelligence

I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Time

Isn’t there any other part of the matzah you can eat?

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Food/Drink Misspokements

I’m tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Life TV/Movie Quotes