Author: Muhammad Ali

It’s just a job; grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand… I beat people up.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Not with anybody else.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Joe Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Howard Cosell is nobody’s fool. He’s everybody’s fool.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Howard Cosell would rather shave a wild lion with a dull razor than fight me. 

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Sometimes Howard makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I don’t always know what I’m talking about but I know I’m right.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Muhammad Ali was on a plane when a stewardess asked him to fasten his seat belt. Ali told the lady: Superman don't need no seat belt.
The stewardess told the champ: Superman don't need no plane!

(1942 – ) American boxing champion