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Author: Murray Walker Page 3
Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
You might not think that’s cricket, and it’s not; it’s motor racing.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Fairness
…. Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Excuses
Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
He can’t decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Activities
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Visor
You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Speech
Sports
I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
It’s lap 26 of 58, which unless I’m very much mistaken is half way.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
There are four different cars filling the first four places.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
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